Green tooth brush

- Still choosing your tooth brush by the color? Why don´t you choose it by the benefit? This one takes a really good care of your teeth.

- Oh yea? But it´s blue.

- But it protects your mouth from several diseases including cavities and bacteria.

- It still´s blue for me.

- But, look! It massages your gum.

- I like green.

- Ok. May I ask you… What is wrong with the blue color?

- Is not green.

- Yea… But why do you want a green one?  

- Because I like it!

- We don´t have green. Not everybody likes green.

- Well, yea. Not everybody likes blue either.

- There´s an amazing technology into this tooth brush.

- Does it clean my toilet?

- Well… Is not quiet meant for it but, if you want… Yea.

- Do you have any green models?

-NO!

- So why do you insist?

-I need to sell it.

- Then make it a green one!

- Look, you can paint it green if you want! Now take the damn thing!

- Do you treat every client like this?

- I´m sorry, I exceeded myself. Please buy this wonderful product. I´m begging you.

- Give me one good reason.

- I GAVE YOU ALREADY! I gave you several reasons! It protects against cavities, bacteria, massages your gum -- cleans your toilet if you want to – Just try not to do both actions at the same time.

- Ok. But how can you prove that this tooth brush is so much different and superior than the others? Like that green one over there for example.

- I don´t… Look, this bristles are just marvelous, soft, durable and there is a tong cleaner on the back,  LOOK, LOOK!

- Who the hell needs a tong cleaner?

- Every human being on earth?

- On a blue tooth brush?

- NO! THE COLOR DOESN`T FREACKING MATTER! It´s a tooth brush! A stupid goddamn tooth brush!

- As stupid as the green one?

-YES!

- Well, I guess I´m taking the green one then, thanks!

Camille Hughes